plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via asian)

  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via asian)

friclge:

I want to wear a t-shirt that says “Keep Calm and Tumble On” so people think I’m a gymnast and really athletic but I really just spend all day on my laptop

(via sorelatable)